Telling you about myself

There are 1s and there are 2s in this world. There r also more than that as in 3s and less than that - as in 0s, but i am essentially talking about non-loser people here.

so well, there are the 1s, who have just one face. They are what they are everywhere.

With their closest friends, their peers, at their profession and with themselves too.

and then there are the 2s.

They are people who have 1 face for when they are with themselves and with closest friends and lovers and another at their professional life.

these 2 faces are different. sometimes remarkably different. but they are so seamlessly managed! awesome. just awesome.

i am a 1.5

and boy this 0.5 is the killer. it is like I know I have to be 2, because the kind of person I am with myself and friends is not quite the person managers are made of... 

so if i have to succeed as a manager, i need to be a 2.

but then my principles as a type 1 person somehow do not agree on having a type 2...

so we are stuck in this argument.

and so here i am being a 1.5

Now how does that sound for a 'tell me about yourself'??